install theme

(Source: fiti-vation)

llwlyn:

Barney is the Doctor. (Please)

mariarandom:

Cats are everything

(Source: beware-of-your-enemy)

(Source: southofthecity)

thatdevilsbeverage:

youmeathello:

pepperbots:

flockofflamingos:

digitonicelectronic:

Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly

OH

MY

GOD

This is perfect.

Isn’t music just grand

IT’S BACK

Just in case you didn’t see this the first time around.

there is something so wrong and yet so, so right about this

ahahahaha fantastic

(Source: marchingjaybird)

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

Today our whole restaurant had to take a class on health department regulations. Most of it was common sense and I was getting paid to sit there.

But recently I’ve told the kitchen manager repeatedly that he can’t have dented cans because they can cause botulism. Of course I don’t know anything and he can have them.

So we’re in the back with the health inspector and he goes to grab a can… HE BRINGS BACK A DENTED CAN AND SAYS THAT WE CAN’T HAVE IT BECAUSE IT CAN CAUSE BOTULISM.

One of the most satisfying moments in my life.

longdivisionnnn:

BECAUSE NEIL FLYNN THAT’S WHY.

(Source: aimlessme)